THROW AWAY.....

      I low key love music. I'm more of the "I only listen to older music constantly unless I'm on my way to the club" type person though. I'm a huge fan of joe Budden (fight me) and with the last 4 winning mixtapes, future now holds a spot on my repeated playlist. No matter my mood, the occasion, I'm listening to him. Now he has so many hits, and when I say hits I mean it... But I'm sure you already know this. My favorite song of his though, has to be "throw away" (with "my savages" right behind that)... BRUH...... That damn song, from start to finish is everything. Bad look on US as females, but it gives us a better look into how niggas really think and feel. Cus future laid everything out on the table.... Getting his heart broke was really the greatest thing to happen to him smh. A lot of people haven't really listened to the song to truly appreciate what is being said. Y'all such fake fans. You gotta sit down and actually listenn to what this man is saying to understand what is going on. So thats what imma need you to do. Go get some headphones... listen to "throw away"... then you'll realize how GREAT of a record it is... Because what the YOUNG GAWD is about to do, is break this song up, so everyone will understand the true meaning. Everyone will feel how I feel about this song

      Let's start with part 1 of the song. Typical nigga song. "I want no relations. I just want your facial".... Being one of the first lines we hear in the song.... We knew future was not playing... He made it very clear he doesn't take any of these bitches serious. I mean he compares the females he's dealt with to pistols. Anyone that doesn't live under a rock, knows niggas use their guns then throw them away when they are too "hot" or no longer needed. gotta get rid of the evidence, you know... So he's making it beyond clear that whatever he had going on with these bitches was temporary. Nothing more. Man, if that isn't the realest shit. It's also mean as fuck if I'm being honest but still, it's real. Men think it, future said it.
      
      Future continues on with not giving two fucks on whose feelings he hurts...  he says everything so politely that bitches just bobbing their heads, like "this shit so fire"... I mean it is, don't get me wrong. But if I was a bitch that future hit, my heart would have fell out my ass when I heard the song. Even though of course it's not directed towards YALL (I'm saying Yall cus I got some Atlanta followers and I know Yall let future hit. It's cool imma live vicariously through you bitches) he still a savage.... "I won't ever tell you anything your heart desires" .. He not the type to sugar coat shit. Nope, not him.... All these other niggas, they do that though. Maybe they need to learn from the God himself... Never making a bitch feel superior... Nope. He not gonna gas a bitch or even cater to her feelings, why???? Cus he doesn't need to. Never gon lose, cus these bitches gon choose....

      Low key my favorite line in the first part is "imma fuck you in Atlanta like we on an island..." DOG WHATTTTTTT.... I mean that's sweet of you to fuck her like y'all are somewhere on a private island cuffed up, when really Yall probably just on peachtree at the W... Sweet man to say the least. He also keeps making it clear that he wants nothing but a fuck. No need to go on dates. No need for that extra shit. Because all they are, are fucking. Gotta respect a man that keeps it too real. 8 more than 92. 

      Short and sweet. Part one is just the beginning though. Theres more to come! Future then decides to do a good ol' switcharo on our asses. He goes from Pac "I get around" to Drakes "marvins room"... LOWKEY... Part 2 is what made me look at Ciara as a cold hearted bitch. YES I SAID IT. Sorry, not sorry. Let me explain though. Because I know we don't know ALL the details, but IDCIDCIDC. This man laid his heart out and Ciara A-town stomped on it. Then ran away with your favorite quarter back. Like future ain't never gonna be able to watch football and enjoy it like he once did. Nope. She's evil.... "deep down, I believe you know you're a monster too.. " FIRST OFF...... Right there, I took that as... Ciara is not that innocent little lady yall paint her out to be.. He never once blasted her on cheating, but I think she has her sneaky tendencies(the bitch just looks sneaky honestly)... I honestly feel like, in her own way she's done wrong in that relationship. Not saying it was as deep or serious as future nutting in these girls mouths, but it was something! Again like i said, the chick is not innocent. But even with him knowing she's a "monster" future still didn't care enough to let her just walk away, clearly. He just wanted his bitch back. BY ANY MEANS..
      
      "Go fuck that nigga get it over with...." He said that not once but FOUR TIMES. He meant it, that's why. BRUH. Now, coming from a females mouth this is gonna sound bad but just hear me out.... The whole point of him saying that is one, because he knows what he has done. He knows he's been out fucking around, so he thinks that would be fair. She can go get even, and maybe that'll make her get over what he has done to her.. Go fuck that nigga, hurry up and do it. BUT COME RIGHT BACK type shit. Of course that would hurt him, but he's being very selfless at this moment by telling her to go get her lil revenge... And two, he's aware that the physical is never as serious as the emotional. He knows he loves her, and he assumed she felt the same. So he thought that if she stepped out, she'd come right back because that's where her heart belonged, supposedly. Just like him.. he stepped out, plenty of times.. but he knew who he loved. I hate Ciara because she knew what she was getting herself into, she literally signed up to deal with a fine ass rapper that she knew was going to fuck these pretty ass IG bitches. YOU KNEW THIS CIARA. Your little pussy doesn't have that type of power to just change him over night... Half stepping ass heffa, she never loved future OMG she's so evil....
      
      "I know your true feelings ain't here, they couldn't be.. They gotta be somewhere else..." Going back to what I just said. The bitch never really loved him. Cus if she did, she would have made it work. Or atleast tried harder to do so. Love is never fair! Love is never easy also. But the bitch wanna run away off into the sunset with Russell... Ok let me stop calling her out her name and being bias. But even if she was the girl next door I would feel the same way. I know a lot of females are gonna read this and come for my life, and that's ok. But I truly feel like you can get over lot of things, especially when a child is involved. It all depends on if you really are in love though. He knew she was over it, over him...and he still continued on with pouring his soul out on this track...
      
      Back to the matter at hand. Future GOES OUT OF HIS WAY, to say he's not worried about fucking... WHY? Cus he knows he can fuck a bitch and still love Ciara. He also knows, she's a monster JUST LIKE HIM. So he assumes she can do the same. So that's one thing he's not worried about.  How could you be SO in love with someone and something so minor made you up and leave. YES I SAID MINOR, FIGHT ME. He then goes on to say "I just hope that when you're finished, he can say that he loves you. NOW DO YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF???" Clearly that's a rhetorical question. He knows what it is. It's clear their break up was way deeper than future fucking other bitches.
     
       "If loving me in public ain't safe, you can take my love and hide it. Don't give up on me today, hold onto me like a true love...." He knows what he has done to her is wrong, so he understands if she has to keep their relationship tucked away and hidden. He cares about that girl SO much that he's willing to let her put him on the back burner, just as long as she still loves him. WHAT NIGGA WOULD EVER ADMIT TO THIS???????? What nigga is gonna come out and tell you that he doesn't want you to give up on him??? And mean it.... Now if someone like drake came out with this song, it wouldn't even be as important, because we EXPECT that from drake. But future? NOT FUTURE HENDRIX. He fucks on a bitch then they lays up. He doesn't care for these bitches. We were all fooled though. Ciara broke that mans heart smh.. And to you bitter bitches, y'all better not be over there shaking y'all heads like "he doesn't deserve her..." cus y'all are the same ones who are waiting for a text back from the man who cheated on your ass so don't come for Future..
      
      "Now tell me you don't want me. Tell me that pussy ain't mines no more. Tell me you're moving on and you don't love me no more..." Bruhhhhhhhh.. He took the auto tone off that part. HE FUCKING SANG THAT WHOLE LAST VERSE, he meant it. Came from his soul. You can hear it. He makes sure to end the whole song on a real soft note vs. how the song started. He wanted to show us that he really felt a certain way about what's going on. He needs to hear it though, even after he just showed the world his emotional side... He wanted to hear from her that she's STILL over him. And that's exactly what she did. She still never came back. Smh Yall pray for future
     
       All in all, future went from talking about not giving a fuck about bitches... To expressing his love for this one particular female. He opened up for all the niggas that ever lost their girl. HE DID THIS FOR YALL. Most of us ladies can't even get a text back about how a man feels NEVERMIND a whole song. And she still never came back. She's still out there knitting sweaters with Russell (let me stop throwing shade on Russell cus I actually like him) ... Goes to show you, once a female is done ... She's done... And it's sad but true. Appreciate what you have, when you have it, before what you have is what you HAD!!! When she leaves your FREE BAND ass for a nigga who throws footballs you gonna be SOOO hurt. And maybe then you can make a dope ass record like this. But I doubt it... Either way. Never take your girl for granted. Cus there's always someone willing to take your place. GOOOOTTTAAAA GO.

Being the nice guy never wins when it comes to love...

      I just started writing a blog on "chivalry" and i was half way done just to think to myself like,... "Self.... Chivalry is cool and all that, and Imma let you finish... But ain't shit niggas are having the best run of all time".... Ok.. I just got a little carried away with that line... But you get what I'm saying. A man that is literally a gentleman. Worried about your feelings. Calls and texts everyday. Checks on you. Cares for you. Surprises you, is usually the motherfucka you end up putting in the friend zone.. A man could literally show you everything you ever wanted. Be your modern day "Prince Charming" and you'll push him to the side for Tyrone in the wife beater and tims... LIKE WHY BITCH.

      In my eyes, I think it's all about the chase.. Wanting something so baddddd and not getting it. A man that is always available isn't attractive.... BRUH WE ARE SICK INDIVIDUALS... The man that ignores you, is the one you're chasing... The man who cancels dates, is the one whose IG you're stalking. The one who lies is the one you wanna believe so bad.... When in reality you have a "good" guy willing to give you the world, but you're too busy chasing a fucking rain drop (I'm horrible with analogies... Sorry) but the point is, when will the "good guy" be appreciated? When will we stop bitching and complaining about how there are no "REAL MEN" in this world when really, you're just ignoring him for the nigga who's ignoring you. 

      Females are such savages it's wild. We want a sweet, loving man but we also want a man who will not let us walk all over them. We want someone to be tough on the outside but soft on the inside. OR WE SAY. When really some of Yall just want a nigga that'll Ray rice you if you don't act right (sorry for using Ray. I love Ray but I had to...) We want want want, but when we have it in our face we run away. We say "he's too nice" "he has no backbone" ... Instead of just realizing, he appreciates you, and respects you to not do fuck shit..I don't think anyone on the earth is ok with NOT being happy, but in a sense I think we are comfortable with the man that treats us like shit. Could be how we were raised. Something that happened in a previous relationship, anything. There's definitely fear somewhere in her heart, when she's chasing the "bad guy" and possibly even confusion in her mind when the good guy is chasing her...

      I'll admit it, I've been there. Shit I may still be there. Worrying about the nigga with all the looks, 13 bitches on his line, he answers text when he feels like it. I guess you could say it's the thrill. No... It's not the thrill I'm just fucking retarded basically. I've had the "perfect man" in front of me and I've passed him up plenty of times. Is it because I'm scared? Scared that I'm not even worthy enough to deal with someone so perfect? Or is that an excuse. Is that my easy way out? I'm not really sure and also not sure if I'll ever figure that out. But for now I'll continue to chase these fine niggas and get my heart fake broke til the time is right. 

       There's no reason why a man should change how he acts to get a woman. If you're a good dude, with respect through the roof and the bitch you want doesn't appreciate it.. Then you my friend need to do better. Stop chasing her and find you a bitch that will love when you answer all her calls on the first ring. And ladies, if you knew better you would do better. You say you want a real man, so stop chasing the boys. You say you want someone to care, stop worrying about the nigga that shows you he doesn't. Then maybe the good guy will win, but til then.... Sorry, Yall still on the losing team..

just some words about the past.

      whats done in the past, is in the past… how true is that statement though? because just like you have a past, you have a future… and we all know the saying "history repeats itself" so… with that, how do you feel about someone else's past, cus we all have one. some are squeaky clean, others not so much. but who are you to judge? especially if they weren't in your life when they decided to DO WHATEVER they decided to do. who are you to point your fingers and criticize what they once did, when lord knows YOU aren't perfect? Idk, I'm big on minding my business, what i don't know won't hurt me… BUT sometimes shit just happens to come to the surface, but i could never hold someones past against them.. but thats just me… theres a lot of things i let slide… whether its cus i want to be treated the same or thats the right thing.. thats how i move. doesn't mean everyone does or should move the same way. What works for me, may not work for you. But...... Before you go and judge that certain someone, make sure your hands are clean!  Which they aren't. So stop. Stop while you're ahead, and live for the now. Or even the future but never... EVER... Never ever ever *smokey voice* live for or in the past. Wise words from a decent chick HUH?

20 signs he's into you.... Part 2

11. He wants to know about your past..

He's not doing it to judge you, or to point the finger at you. But he wants to understand why you are the way you are. What helped you become this woman today. Who and what molded you to be so strong. Curiosity isn't always bad. When he's curios about your past, let him in on it. Maybe he'll help you get through some things. Or maybe you both can enjoy a good memory together.

12. Shows his vulnerable side.....

I know I'm not one to EVER ever ever ever show my vulnerable side, because BIHHHH you are not gonna have me open like that. BUT, I will say there's been a time or two where I let my guard down and opened up. And even though I'm a female, most men are just like that. If he happens to open up to you and let you in on some shit that you would of never known before LET HIM. You can see his weaknesses, and not take advantage. You can help him be better. But when he shows you that just know, you mean something. May not mean you're gonna be his wife, but you're deff gonna have a special place in his heart.

13. Makes you feel special...

Ok, now let me explain more.... A comment with heart emojis on IG is not what I'm talking about ladies! I mean, if that makes you feel all tingly inside then shit, so be it. But I'm talking about simple shit. I mean little compliments, the good HONEST and unique ones.. Unexpected affection. Him being there when you need him. Doing little lovey dovey romantic shit. Now that will make a woman feel like she is beyond special. And not every man will do that, but when he does... Shit you'll know what it means...

14. Shows you off

This may be a touchy subject. And ladies please do not go and make your man read this post and say "nigga you don't love me" because you're not on his IG. EYE am not gonna get in the middle of this. But what I will say is, if he's into you.... He will want to show you off. Not only on social networks but in real life. He wants everyone in the room to know you're his lady, because shit he's pursuing you for a reason. This shouldn't be a make or break deal (even though some females make it that way) BUT... BUT... There should be no reason your man doesn't want the world to know about you. Men show off that new car they buy. They show off if they get a promotion at work... They show off them new balenciagas he worked so hard to buy, but.. Can't show you off? OH. Well either he's hiding you from his other girlfriends or he's just not that into you. SORRY DO NOT SHOOT THE GOTDAMN MESSENGER 

15. Canceling bro dates to hang with you...

THIS RIGHT HERE.... Yeah this right here means something. If he tells his homies "nah I'm in for the night" while you're sitting right next to him, just know either A. Pussy too bomb B. he's really into you or C. ALL OF THE ABOVE. So pat yourself on the shoulders young ladies if he's ever cancelled hanging with the boys for you. YOU THE SHIT *inserts red dress dancing emoji*

16. His ex's know about you...

Whether it be an ex girlfriend, ex side piece or an ex HO. She's very aware of you. And she feels your presence. She knows that whatever little title she had before, could quickly be removed if you act right and turn him into a respectable man. The exes know when a female is here to stay, and when it's just for the moment. So if she's feeling pressure from you, just know.... She KNOWS you are a threat ;-)

17. Shows affection...

There's dudes that are affectionate and there's dudes that aren't. And the dudes that aren't will be affectionate with the one they want to take serious. Even if he's not one to hold hands, or kiss all the damn time... He will do it because he knows that's what you like. Men (NOT ALL but shit some of yall) will not be lovey with just any female, you have to mean something. Not only is he kissing you, but it's at random times. In between sentences. Little shit that can't do anything but make you smile cus you know he's coming out of his shell...

18. HE GETS MAD AT YOU!!!

Showing emotions, especially for a man shows a lot. And if a man shows you when he's happy, thats cool.. He shows you when he's sad, THATS GOOD. Now if he shows you when he's mad (especially at you), then that is great! Hear me out…. Most dudes minds work like "what she won't do, another bitch will" OR "fuck bitches get money" … so they don't even waste their time cussing you out over something little or big.. They just go and have the next bitch make his frown go upside down.. Getting a man mad isn't hard, we know that.. but for a man to step out of character and show you that he's mad now thats showing you that you mean something. Then when y'all can fix the fact that he's mad, that just means y'all are able to work together.. and isn't that what relationships are about.. (and BTW i guess this sign doesn't go for the psychotic men that are just fucking insane all the time.. but then again, all these signs are for my realllll nigggggasssss. and respectable young men..)

19.  Surprises and gifts  

Now, I'm not saying all the dudes out there "got it" and need to "trick off" but gifts do mean a lot. Even if it's something small (big gifts are great also JUST SAYING)... But something from the heart, something that he actually thought about to get you. Men aren't usually that creative with gifts and that's fine, shit a pair of shoes will always work fellas (HINT HINT) but it's the little stuff!! The little thoughtful gifts are usually the ones we remember. Surprise gifts, what?????? Easiest way to make your girls panties wet and show her you were thinking about her. See ladies, you were on his mind! Give that man a pat on his back.

20. HE TELLS YOU!!!

Last but not FRICKING least. The greatest and easiest way to know if a man is REALLY into you, is by ... *drum roll* BY HIM TELLING YOU!! Yes, some men lie. But you just need to be better at reading people young lady. Take his word. If he's telling you he wants you, believe him. If the signs are there, believe them. And, if they're not there then BELIEVE THEM. You can't force shit. No matter how good of a woman you are. If he's there for a reason, you will eventually figure him out. If he's there cus he wants you, wants to build with you, wants you to be his... HE WILL LET IT BE KNOWN... 

     All in all, these signs are just a little something to think about next time you're questioning yourself if he's feeling you. If he's the right one to take the next step with. Don't come blaming me if shit doesn't work out either, cus honestly I'm just here for the good stuff. Leave when it rains type of bitch, JUST KIDDING. If he shows you these signs then there's a good chance he's the one. Put your guard down and make shit happen. Work on you, work on him. And just be fucking great. And if yall get married invite me to the wedding BIHHHH. Over and out!

20 signs he's into you.... Part 1

     Hey bitches! Im gonna start this off pretty quickly. The name of this post is as clear as it can get. 20 signs that a man is into you... aka 20 signs that a man could possibly make you his lady..... also just fuck cus these niggas be straight finessing, but imma give them the benefit of the doubt and say these are the sign that he wants you to be his girl.. Read up, give me some feedback, and enjoy the show...

1. Calling/ texting for no reason...

Now, some people are on their phones 24/7. Most people use their phone when it comes to work, and school... They're checking their emails, online shopping, stalking or just updating their social networks. But phones are literally glued to our hands nowadays. But that doesn't mean he's always trying to get in contact with the woman he's dealing with at the moment. Shit I know a lot of dudes who can go days without speaking on the phone with the person they're fucking with and shit be cool. And I GUESS that's ok, but also, I think that means he's just not that into you. A simple call, or text means a lot and lowkey shows a lot. I know your phone is in your hand as soon as you're not busy, so if I see that you're texting me I know I crossed your mind. A man may not care too much to text, so a call is cool. Or maybe vise versa, he hates talking on the phone but he makes sure to texts you and update you on his day. 

2. He wants to be around you....

Now I'm not saying he wants to be all up under you all damn day like a little puppy cus that's just creepy... Nah wait, I'm lying that's not creepy cus I like being under a nigga.. BUT STILL. What I'm saying is he actually wants to spend time with you! And not just give you hard dick and bubble gum then call you an uber. He makes an effort to see you regularly. He enjoys your company and you can tell! 

3. He makes time for you...

Now this is always a plus. He not ONLY wants to be around you, but he somehow someway fits you in his hectic schedule. Now that's true love to me. Shit, he's a busy man. And you don't want to make shit too crazy for him by complaining that you don't see him. YOU DONT HAVE TO, because he makes sure to give you some of his time. 

4. His friends/ family know about you...

Now let's me clarify this, cus this can get taken the wrong way. His friends and family not only KNOW about you, but they get a chance to actually know you. And you get to know them. Not that "oh I met his mother when I was walking through the living room to his bedroom" type shit. I mean, his boys actually like you with him, so they want to feel you out and see what you really about. If he really becomes your man his friends automatically become your friends. So this is a crucial part of the relationship. His friends and family need to like you just like you need to like them. Cus they aren't going anywhere! 

5. The softie on FLEEK....

You know I had to stop all the "textbook" answers real quick and come with the real. If this man is comfortable around you with his meat on soft, you my friend... You just might be the one. And I don't mean, just after you suck him off, go and get the wet rag to clean him off softie. I mean, just laying around dick all squishy and letting his little pee pee swanggg softie. Shit you might actually be the love of his life so just feel special.

6. He takes time to get to know the people around you....

He's eager to know about your friends and family. Because not only do you get to know all about his friends and family he needs to be just as comfortable around yours! 

7. EYE CONTACT...

Some of us aren't good with body language and that's fine. Body language means everything to others though, you can read somebody just by the way they move... BUT one thing everyone should pay close attention to is EYE CONTACT. Now it's a sign of respect, that's one thing. Another thing it just shows he's paying close attention to YOU and YOUR words. Eye contact says a lot about someone, and if you're wondering if he's that special someone, pay attention to them eyes next time you're saying something real to him. 

8. Listens to you...

Listening is simple. Everyone listens. Shit even a little 5 year old can listen. But when he listens to you, with the intent to understand now that's different. That's something not everyone has in their life. Remembering the little details you tell him. So if he's doing that, shit you better keep him around.

9. Overly Concerned....

Ok, hear me out. Being concerned about someone may be a natural instinct. BUT, being overly concerned is NOT. When he cares about you and your well being and wants the best for you that's a great sign. we're all concerned to a certain degree about the people in our lives but when he makes it a habit to make sure you ate, gets you warm when youre cold, holds you when you're sad... That is something you keep close! Because the next man may not give two shits about if you haven't ate all day. PAY ATTENTION LADIES 

10. Doesn't mind your flaws...

We all have them. Some more than others. Some are more comfortable with theirs than others but when he knows your flaws, sees them and accepts them.... WHATTTTTTTTT... Now there's nothing wrong with fixing what you want to fix, and being the best YOU that you want to be. But he can make you feel just as beautiful with that little extra 10 pounds you want to lose so badly. "Put your flaws in the hands of a real nigga and see what happens" them flaws turn into something you ain't even worried about anymore!

Some more of the real

      So the end of 2013 I wrote a post "the real"… basically was me stating my opinion on relationships. I didn't get too in depth, was just talking shit cus thats what i do the best…. BUT now its April 2015, and Im ALWAYS asked how I feel about relationships. I joke a lot, and I keep a lot of my views to myself because clearly, I don't care to share them wit strangers, SORRY… but here I am… here to talk some more shit… Real shit at least, so sit down and pay attention real quick….

      Well, to begin I wanna say that I feel like the pressure to be tied down is fucking outrageous. Like people make it seem like there is something wrong with you if you aren't in a situation. Like EYEM the bad guy if I'm single. WHY? I have no clue. Is it because people think you can't be happy alone? Is it because THEY can't stomach the thought of not being attached to ONE person, so they assume everyone should be that way? Everyone assumes you have to have that "someone", when really, there are actually some of us that don't….. SHHHHIIIIITT can we live my nigga?

      Society is sick. This generation is filled with confusion. The young ladies are wanting more and more from men. And the men are wanting less and less from women. HOW THE HELL WE SUPPOSE TO MEET IN THE MIDDLE? HUH SWAY?? And every situation is different. Every man isn't "the same".. As a grown as ADULT, we know what we attract. We know what were attracted to. So if your last three dudes just happened to not be shit, then guess what MA… Theres a great chance number four will be the same.. And that my friend, is all YOUR FAULT. Don't shoot the messenger. But were so quick to throw salt on men as if its their job to be shit, no ma'am its our job to know better and to do better. But with the fakery comes excitement. And with excitement comes lust… And with lust comes thoughts that maybe this person who we CLEARLY know isn't shit, could possibly turn into something more.. ONE DAY… idk, maybe this is just how I see things..

      Men…. They are just as afraid as us when it comes to commitment and looking dumb and all that extra shit… But with them, they use the "tough guy" role as an excuse. Three bitches as their main, because they're too scared to give one the chance to break his WIDDLE heart. I mean, three souns better than one… YES… But with that, he doesn't need to be tied down. He doesn't need to be faithful. I mean, how can you be faithful to multiple woman? Wait, don't answer that lol… Men are just like us… They just aren't as openly emotional as us ….. YUP, they just know how to hide their feelings a lot better than more of us…. But trust me, I know y'all be caring *inserts nail polish emoji*

      Relationships aren't for everyone, I believe this. I think you need to go through a lot of fuck ups to appreciate a certain person. And when I say fuck ups, i don't mean little mess ups. You can't appreciate a perfect person, I know I cant. If you're perfect, you aren't real. So get your little fake ass far from me, please and thank you..Maybe my mind works differently. But if whoever you're dealing with hasn't or doesn't fuck up they are a GREAT fucking liar… I also believe that no one can be forced into a relationship. Or into love. If its there, its there. If its not, let go and let god young grasshopper. Y'all see relationships on IG, and be like "GOALS" when really he's fucking his GF's best friend but y'all want that love SOO bad. Y'all will force a relationship just for "likes" and I hate you people for that. ON GOD. Doing the most to impress a bunch of people who probably hate you anyway, what is life???Anyone willing to admit they're scared yet? Nah? Oh iight, I have and will again… Im TOO scared to give ONE person 100% of me. Because if he wakes up one day and has a change of heart.. While I've been all about him, I will most likely grab a knife, and stab him…. stab him below the waist so I don't get attempted murder charges, but imma make sure he feels its :)

      Real life relationships are beautiful though I will say that… And they are meant to be sacred and every situation you get in ISNT suppose to get a title. But again, maybe Im bugging. Ill run these streets being "Single Spank" before I'm in a relationship with someone that I know isn't all about me. LOYALTY, sound it out with me. LOY-al-TY. Thats where it all starts. If he can't respect you, if he can't be loyal enough to no fuck your sister then stop wasting your time boo boo. Mistakes are to be made. Will be made. But theres a respectful way to do disrespectful things!! Remember that people!! Write it down!! Just stop getting into relationships for the wrong reasons. Cus you're taking the value away from what it really is. Really ruining something that isn't meant to be played with.

Cuff for a season, not a reason

      A season is a division of the year, marked by changes in weather, ecology and hours of daylight. From what we were taught, there are 4 seasons which include: Spring, summer, fall, winter. Weather changes, those hot days turn into freezing cold mornings. Days are longer, or shorter. Leaves fall onto the ground, birds fly south for the winter. Ice cream trucks circle your block. Them fine black boys are playing basketball inside instead of on the courts outside... YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING.. But, now that we're grown, it seems that out of nowhere, we have a new season… NOW don't quote me on this, but this shit might be something serious. You could say its a season in a season, because to my understanding it begins once fall starts and it ends RIGHT before spring comes around (whoever started this is a genius)..but I'm talking about Cuffing Season….. YES, we got time for this today….

      Summer is any normal persons favorite season (mine at least).. you get to turn up all day and not question "what is life" and just blame it on it being summer. (nah what am i saying this is my life all year round SMFH i gotta get my life, clearly) .. back to what i was saying….. Summer is popping. Cookouts, day parties, bitches half naked jumping into pools.. You basically get to thot out all summer. THOT ALL SUMMER, just to be boo'd up when it gets too cold to function.. that is low-key the clear definition of cuffing season. For females, i think your hoeness from the summer is somewhat deleted (yes i just used a draya line, fight me).. so your new found winter boo can't judge you, I'm pretty sure thats a cuffing season rule… And if he happens to judge you for thotting all summer, for whatever reason, there are plenty more fish in the sea that will most likely cuff your thotty ass.. just go out there and find you a young man thats tryna find a fake girlfriend for them lonely cold nights, no one likes being COLD and alone.. thats a proven fact.

      And fellas, all the chicks that you smashed and dashed, it's time for you to pick which one you wanna be spooning with… ISNT THIS SO MUCH FUN?? but PLEASE be selective though, because this is a serious choice… deff not life or death but its close enough...like, what happens if y'all get snowed in together? what if you are stuck with her for 24 hours, you wouldn't want to be stuck with that girl that you smashed and she called you 47 times the next day to "check on you" OR maybe you're into that type of shit.. whatever floats your boat… Either way, right before fall starts you need to have a line up of the girls that you could picture yourself picking as your cuffing buddy…. number one draft pick face ass..

      In my opinion I think cuffing season is for the birds, but I also am single and scorned so my thoughts when it comes to anything to do with the interaction with men doesn't really count.. In the summer I want love, and in the winter I want love. FUCK YALL.. nah I'm lying I'm a thug, but it all sounds good.... Anyway the seasons reflect on how slutty one is allowed to act and dress. So once the weather starts getting colder, we gotta start acting like wives n shit…. LMFAO… this generation is sick, but whatever.. Subconsciously we have "draft parties".. the only way to understand this shit is to look at it like its football (kinda its the same thing in a sense, it last just about as long as football season for you slow people..) You gotta have training camp.. then theres preseason… Then final roster cuts (thats such a stressful time).. free agency.. see this is a sport and a season all in one… 

      What comes along with this season/sport you ask????? HARD DICK AND BUBBLE GUM.. you're cuffing for a season and not a reason, so don't feel special cus he picked you mamacita. Life will go back to normal just around spring break. He'll stop answering your texts, and thats when you'll realize you were not his life partner, but his cuffing season homie. Talk about wolves HUH? BUT atleast.... Valentine's Day is during cuffing season *inserts creep emoji eyes* .... Now, correct me if im not wrong.... It's February. So... Ladies and gents, at the end of this month, you will most likely figure out what your position is in your "partners" life.... Once everyone starts taking them spring break trips is when your "little relationship" ( YES I CALLED IT LITTLE) is officially over. I mean, shit, football is over.. No nigga will be sitting in the house all day Sunday anymore so he doesn't need you to cook for him, and suck him dry when he team loses. YOU ARE DISMISSED lmfaooooo.. 

      Sad, but that's the truth. So everyone cherish these moments Cus February is a short month my nigga. YOU FINNA BE LONELY ALL OVER AGAIN. But, the plus side is... Weather gets warmer... And your thotty habits seem to pop up OUTTA nowhere.. So it's clearly a win win for both parties. 

which side is the best side?

     If you follow me on any social network or even just keep up with my blogs, you know i play entirely too much. I say and post shit that your normal human wouldn't, I'm clearly not normal though. My sense of humor is sick. I laugh at just about anything and everything, usually at the wrong times also. Im very realistic though. Id like to call myself a realist. I don't run from the truth, like most people do. Im very aware of "THE REAL" and with that, life can be easy at times, but also hard cus I see everything for what it is.

      Now to start this post, lets talk about OUR favorite topic EVER… SIDE CHICKS…whether you love them, hate them, are one, was one, want to be one, wanna murder one,  whatever.. side chicks are here, and they're here to stay. so with that, we need to try to get to the bottom of it. understand their role. why they're ok with living how they live. WHY they think its ok to sleep with another woman's man, and all that good stuff…..NOW, I'm not gonna use my own stories (cus I'm not a side bitch, or maybe i am.. but either way, this post won't be all about me and my experience) I feel like I've SEEN enough, heard enough and know enough that i can speak about this subject and hit the nail on the head. so to begin, what is a side chick? When and how do you get that title? is it given to you, or do you basically just earn it? LIKE the fuck? obviously you need to be dealing with a taken man. are you still considered the side chick if his girlfriend knows about you? or are you just the messy bitch tryna take her man? OR is that the same thing? probably is the same thing. Do side bitches even wanna be the main chick? Is that her goal in the situation?????? I can't speak for everyone but how i see it…. NO, she's doing it because obviously there are feelings there.. any smart woman would see a situation like that, and realize that being a side bitch  and never getting that "promotion' is GOOD. why put yourself in that exact position to be played like the girlfriend is now?? Bruh, if you a side bitch and you're waiting for his main to slip up so you can get that title, YOU NEED JESUS. Cus the same way you get him, will be the same way you lose his ass.. AND QUOTE ME ON THAT MY NIGGA. I'm not saying I'm with or against them, i want everyone to be happy. shit if it was up to me, having multiple girlfriends would be IN… like, no need to hide any of them, lets just be a happy fucking family. i clearly wanna be Lou Williams 3rd bitch so bad……. nah, i could be saying that cus I'm single and not in love, but at this moment thats realistic to me… SMFH who have i become…

      But yeah, back to the matter at hand.. why do bitches enjoy playing the side role??? Is it the excitement? Like, is he breaking bread? IS THE DICK TOO BOMB that you can't find your own? Did you wake up one morning and say "my goal for today is to become someones side bitch"??? do you secretly just hate his bitch and wanna do everything in your power to make sure they're never completely happy? Im sure every situation is different, but a side bitch get that title when she plays that role. You're with him, when she's not around. The only bitch above you, is her. Its like he's your boyfriend, but he just got a girlfriend… makes sense? Cus as a side bitch, most likely your nigga wants you to remain loyal to him *blank stare* YES, the taken man….. wants you….. to stay faithful….. even though…. he has a WHOLE GIRLFRIEND…. idk niggas are different. You answer when he calls, WHY? cus you're his bitch and you shouldn't be dodging his call anyway. When he says "meet me here" you jump, why? cus this might be the only time he's able to sneak away from his girlfriend. Holidays are meant to be spent with your family baby girl, cus he's gonna probably be at his girlfriends house with her family calling her mother "ma" n shit.. SAD TRUTH. like…. you need to be aware of all this shit before you set yourself up. i salute you side hoes, cus you gotta have a lot of fucking strength to deal with that. i honestly believe you can't help who you care for, so falling in love with a taken man is for the birds. cus you gotta sit back and watch him be in love with someone else while you just sit there and act like everything is ok.

      oh and i only called y'all hoes cus i don't know your name, don't take offense to it. i mean well, y'all know that. idk, side chicks make the world go round though. LIKE ladies, you might wanna call your niggas side bitch and thank her.. cus theres a good chance she's the only reason he goes home happy and eats your box. it wasn't cus he missed you, it was cus he had a great day with his side bitch and she made him THAT HAPPY, that he decided to eat your pussy. lmfao…. she keeps shit new and fresh so even if y'all relationship is old and dry, the newness can still be there.. if that makes sense.. well it makes sense to me so fuck y'all. Just remember when you're nagging your nigga over some petty shit like him liking bitches pics on IG, his side piece is sending freshly waxed box pictures straight to his iPhone.. BUT YOU WANNA COMPLAIN ABOUT INSTAGRAM, tuhhhhh. so no matter how much you hate them, they UP right now. of course there are down sides to both "the main chick" and "the side chick" role.. you just gotta see what your heart can handle and go after it… NOW don't shoot me if you try it out and shit doesnt work. You get caught up and his main knocks you the fuck out (and if you wanna be a side bitch please make sure you can fight my nigga.. cus there aint shit worse than being on the side and getting your ass beat… LIKE, not only cant you have a man that belongs to you, you can't even protect your got damn self) ..

      AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, as the side bitch. YOU NEVER….. NEVER…. NEVER….. NEVER SNITCH ON YOUR NIGGA… you signed up for this, so there aint no reason for you to get in your feelings and start telling his bitch everything, grow up… like, even if she comes to you with nothing but FACTS, you put sunglasses on and act like you are legally blind BARELYYYYYYY… main bitches be so smart, tryna befriend you muthafuckas to get the info.. when REALLLY, she only doing that to get the information jus to cry and stay.. and probably swing on you (cus lord knows I'm known for swinging).. IMAGINE, you're thinking you got yourself a new friend, and she just knocks you out for fucking her man on multiple occasions.. then she goes home to HIM, you're gonna be sick bruh.. and then you just gonna be known as the snitch that can't keep her mouth shut and can't play the side well.. LIKE you had one job my nigga ONE JOB, don't fuck that up...

      all in all, whatever you decide to do in a relationship just make sure you're happy. no ones relationship is perfect and I'm deff not saying everyone has or needs a side chick, but the real is… they're here, and I'm pretty sure we can't exile them to fucking Guantanamo Bay so get used to them.. shit can't beat them, join them…. OR IGNORE THEM, yeah.. idk I'm bad at giving good advice so don't listen to me… I'm like the devil on the right side of your shoulder…. LIKE, its bad but its fun… OR I WAS TOLD… BY A FRIEND…… YEAH…. idk, imma end this here before i get myself in trouble.. GOODNIGHT FUCKERS