which side is the best side?

     If you follow me on any social network or even just keep up with my blogs, you know i play entirely too much. I say and post shit that your normal human wouldn't, I'm clearly not normal though. My sense of humor is sick. I laugh at just about anything and everything, usually at the wrong times also. Im very realistic though. Id like to call myself a realist. I don't run from the truth, like most people do. Im very aware of "THE REAL" and with that, life can be easy at times, but also hard cus I see everything for what it is.

      Now to start this post, lets talk about OUR favorite topic EVER… SIDE CHICKS…whether you love them, hate them, are one, was one, want to be one, wanna murder one,  whatever.. side chicks are here, and they're here to stay. so with that, we need to try to get to the bottom of it. understand their role. why they're ok with living how they live. WHY they think its ok to sleep with another woman's man, and all that good stuff…..NOW, I'm not gonna use my own stories (cus I'm not a side bitch, or maybe i am.. but either way, this post won't be all about me and my experience) I feel like I've SEEN enough, heard enough and know enough that i can speak about this subject and hit the nail on the head. so to begin, what is a side chick? When and how do you get that title? is it given to you, or do you basically just earn it? LIKE the fuck? obviously you need to be dealing with a taken man. are you still considered the side chick if his girlfriend knows about you? or are you just the messy bitch tryna take her man? OR is that the same thing? probably is the same thing. Do side bitches even wanna be the main chick? Is that her goal in the situation?????? I can't speak for everyone but how i see it…. NO, she's doing it because obviously there are feelings there.. any smart woman would see a situation like that, and realize that being a side bitch  and never getting that "promotion' is GOOD. why put yourself in that exact position to be played like the girlfriend is now?? Bruh, if you a side bitch and you're waiting for his main to slip up so you can get that title, YOU NEED JESUS. Cus the same way you get him, will be the same way you lose his ass.. AND QUOTE ME ON THAT MY NIGGA. I'm not saying I'm with or against them, i want everyone to be happy. shit if it was up to me, having multiple girlfriends would be IN… like, no need to hide any of them, lets just be a happy fucking family. i clearly wanna be Lou Williams 3rd bitch so bad……. nah, i could be saying that cus I'm single and not in love, but at this moment thats realistic to me… SMFH who have i become…

      But yeah, back to the matter at hand.. why do bitches enjoy playing the side role??? Is it the excitement? Like, is he breaking bread? IS THE DICK TOO BOMB that you can't find your own? Did you wake up one morning and say "my goal for today is to become someones side bitch"??? do you secretly just hate his bitch and wanna do everything in your power to make sure they're never completely happy? Im sure every situation is different, but a side bitch get that title when she plays that role. You're with him, when she's not around. The only bitch above you, is her. Its like he's your boyfriend, but he just got a girlfriend… makes sense? Cus as a side bitch, most likely your nigga wants you to remain loyal to him *blank stare* YES, the taken man….. wants you….. to stay faithful….. even though…. he has a WHOLE GIRLFRIEND…. idk niggas are different. You answer when he calls, WHY? cus you're his bitch and you shouldn't be dodging his call anyway. When he says "meet me here" you jump, why? cus this might be the only time he's able to sneak away from his girlfriend. Holidays are meant to be spent with your family baby girl, cus he's gonna probably be at his girlfriends house with her family calling her mother "ma" n shit.. SAD TRUTH. like…. you need to be aware of all this shit before you set yourself up. i salute you side hoes, cus you gotta have a lot of fucking strength to deal with that. i honestly believe you can't help who you care for, so falling in love with a taken man is for the birds. cus you gotta sit back and watch him be in love with someone else while you just sit there and act like everything is ok.

      oh and i only called y'all hoes cus i don't know your name, don't take offense to it. i mean well, y'all know that. idk, side chicks make the world go round though. LIKE ladies, you might wanna call your niggas side bitch and thank her.. cus theres a good chance she's the only reason he goes home happy and eats your box. it wasn't cus he missed you, it was cus he had a great day with his side bitch and she made him THAT HAPPY, that he decided to eat your pussy. lmfao…. she keeps shit new and fresh so even if y'all relationship is old and dry, the newness can still be there.. if that makes sense.. well it makes sense to me so fuck y'all. Just remember when you're nagging your nigga over some petty shit like him liking bitches pics on IG, his side piece is sending freshly waxed box pictures straight to his iPhone.. BUT YOU WANNA COMPLAIN ABOUT INSTAGRAM, tuhhhhh. so no matter how much you hate them, they UP right now. of course there are down sides to both "the main chick" and "the side chick" role.. you just gotta see what your heart can handle and go after it… NOW don't shoot me if you try it out and shit doesnt work. You get caught up and his main knocks you the fuck out (and if you wanna be a side bitch please make sure you can fight my nigga.. cus there aint shit worse than being on the side and getting your ass beat… LIKE, not only cant you have a man that belongs to you, you can't even protect your got damn self) ..

      AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, as the side bitch. YOU NEVER….. NEVER…. NEVER….. NEVER SNITCH ON YOUR NIGGA… you signed up for this, so there aint no reason for you to get in your feelings and start telling his bitch everything, grow up… like, even if she comes to you with nothing but FACTS, you put sunglasses on and act like you are legally blind BARELYYYYYYY… main bitches be so smart, tryna befriend you muthafuckas to get the info.. when REALLLY, she only doing that to get the information jus to cry and stay.. and probably swing on you (cus lord knows I'm known for swinging).. IMAGINE, you're thinking you got yourself a new friend, and she just knocks you out for fucking her man on multiple occasions.. then she goes home to HIM, you're gonna be sick bruh.. and then you just gonna be known as the snitch that can't keep her mouth shut and can't play the side well.. LIKE you had one job my nigga ONE JOB, don't fuck that up...

      all in all, whatever you decide to do in a relationship just make sure you're happy. no ones relationship is perfect and I'm deff not saying everyone has or needs a side chick, but the real is… they're here, and I'm pretty sure we can't exile them to fucking Guantanamo Bay so get used to them.. shit can't beat them, join them…. OR IGNORE THEM, yeah.. idk I'm bad at giving good advice so don't listen to me… I'm like the devil on the right side of your shoulder…. LIKE, its bad but its fun… OR I WAS TOLD… BY A FRIEND…… YEAH…. idk, imma end this here before i get myself in trouble.. GOODNIGHT FUCKERS