A season is a division of the year, marked by changes in weather, ecology and hours of daylight. From what we were taught, there are 4 seasons which include: Spring, summer, fall, winter. Weather changes, those hot days turn into freezing cold mornings. Days are longer, or shorter. Leaves fall onto the ground, birds fly south for the winter. Ice cream trucks circle your block. Them fine black boys are playing basketball inside instead of on the courts outside... YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING.. But, now that we're grown, it seems that out of nowhere, we have a new season… NOW don't quote me on this, but this shit might be something serious. You could say its a season in a season, because to my understanding it begins once fall starts and it ends RIGHT before spring comes around (whoever started this is a genius)..but I'm talking about Cuffing Season….. YES, we got time for this today….
Summer is any normal persons favorite season (mine at least).. you get to turn up all day and not question "what is life" and just blame it on it being summer. (nah what am i saying this is my life all year round SMFH i gotta get my life, clearly) .. back to what i was saying….. Summer is popping. Cookouts, day parties, bitches half naked jumping into pools.. You basically get to thot out all summer. THOT ALL SUMMER, just to be boo'd up when it gets too cold to function.. that is low-key the clear definition of cuffing season. For females, i think your hoeness from the summer is somewhat deleted (yes i just used a draya line, fight me).. so your new found winter boo can't judge you, I'm pretty sure thats a cuffing season rule… And if he happens to judge you for thotting all summer, for whatever reason, there are plenty more fish in the sea that will most likely cuff your thotty ass.. just go out there and find you a young man thats tryna find a fake girlfriend for them lonely cold nights, no one likes being COLD and alone.. thats a proven fact.
And fellas, all the chicks that you smashed and dashed, it's time for you to pick which one you wanna be spooning with… ISNT THIS SO MUCH FUN?? but PLEASE be selective though, because this is a serious choice… deff not life or death but its close enough...like, what happens if y'all get snowed in together? what if you are stuck with her for 24 hours, you wouldn't want to be stuck with that girl that you smashed and she called you 47 times the next day to "check on you" OR maybe you're into that type of shit.. whatever floats your boat… Either way, right before fall starts you need to have a line up of the girls that you could picture yourself picking as your cuffing buddy…. number one draft pick face ass..
In my opinion I think cuffing season is for the birds, but I also am single and scorned so my thoughts when it comes to anything to do with the interaction with men doesn't really count.. In the summer I want love, and in the winter I want love. FUCK YALL.. nah I'm lying I'm a thug, but it all sounds good.... Anyway the seasons reflect on how slutty one is allowed to act and dress. So once the weather starts getting colder, we gotta start acting like wives n shit…. LMFAO… this generation is sick, but whatever.. Subconsciously we have "draft parties".. the only way to understand this shit is to look at it like its football (kinda its the same thing in a sense, it last just about as long as football season for you slow people..) You gotta have training camp.. then theres preseason… Then final roster cuts (thats such a stressful time).. free agency.. see this is a sport and a season all in one…
What comes along with this season/sport you ask????? HARD DICK AND BUBBLE GUM.. you're cuffing for a season and not a reason, so don't feel special cus he picked you mamacita. Life will go back to normal just around spring break. He'll stop answering your texts, and thats when you'll realize you were not his life partner, but his cuffing season homie. Talk about wolves HUH? BUT atleast.... Valentine's Day is during cuffing season *inserts creep emoji eyes* .... Now, correct me if im not wrong.... It's February. So... Ladies and gents, at the end of this month, you will most likely figure out what your position is in your "partners" life.... Once everyone starts taking them spring break trips is when your "little relationship" ( YES I CALLED IT LITTLE) is officially over. I mean, shit, football is over.. No nigga will be sitting in the house all day Sunday anymore so he doesn't need you to cook for him, and suck him dry when he team loses. YOU ARE DISMISSED lmfaooooo..
Sad, but that's the truth. So everyone cherish these moments Cus February is a short month my nigga. YOU FINNA BE LONELY ALL OVER AGAIN. But, the plus side is... Weather gets warmer... And your thotty habits seem to pop up OUTTA nowhere.. So it's clearly a win win for both parties.
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