Cuff for a season, not a reason

      A season is a division of the year, marked by changes in weather, ecology and hours of daylight. From what we were taught, there are 4 seasons which include: Spring, summer, fall, winter. Weather changes, those hot days turn into freezing cold mornings. Days are longer, or shorter. Leaves fall onto the ground, birds fly south for the winter. Ice cream trucks circle your block. Them fine black boys are playing basketball inside instead of on the courts outside... YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING.. But, now that we're grown, it seems that out of nowhere, we have a new season… NOW don't quote me on this, but this shit might be something serious. You could say its a season in a season, because to my understanding it begins once fall starts and it ends RIGHT before spring comes around (whoever started this is a genius)..but I'm talking about Cuffing Season….. YES, we got time for this today….

      Summer is any normal persons favorite season (mine at least).. you get to turn up all day and not question "what is life" and just blame it on it being summer. (nah what am i saying this is my life all year round SMFH i gotta get my life, clearly) .. back to what i was saying….. Summer is popping. Cookouts, day parties, bitches half naked jumping into pools.. You basically get to thot out all summer. THOT ALL SUMMER, just to be boo'd up when it gets too cold to function.. that is low-key the clear definition of cuffing season. For females, i think your hoeness from the summer is somewhat deleted (yes i just used a draya line, fight me).. so your new found winter boo can't judge you, I'm pretty sure thats a cuffing season rule… And if he happens to judge you for thotting all summer, for whatever reason, there are plenty more fish in the sea that will most likely cuff your thotty ass.. just go out there and find you a young man thats tryna find a fake girlfriend for them lonely cold nights, no one likes being COLD and alone.. thats a proven fact.

      And fellas, all the chicks that you smashed and dashed, it's time for you to pick which one you wanna be spooning with… ISNT THIS SO MUCH FUN?? but PLEASE be selective though, because this is a serious choice… deff not life or death but its close enough...like, what happens if y'all get snowed in together? what if you are stuck with her for 24 hours, you wouldn't want to be stuck with that girl that you smashed and she called you 47 times the next day to "check on you" OR maybe you're into that type of shit.. whatever floats your boat… Either way, right before fall starts you need to have a line up of the girls that you could picture yourself picking as your cuffing buddy…. number one draft pick face ass..

      In my opinion I think cuffing season is for the birds, but I also am single and scorned so my thoughts when it comes to anything to do with the interaction with men doesn't really count.. In the summer I want love, and in the winter I want love. FUCK YALL.. nah I'm lying I'm a thug, but it all sounds good.... Anyway the seasons reflect on how slutty one is allowed to act and dress. So once the weather starts getting colder, we gotta start acting like wives n shit…. LMFAO… this generation is sick, but whatever.. Subconsciously we have "draft parties".. the only way to understand this shit is to look at it like its football (kinda its the same thing in a sense, it last just about as long as football season for you slow people..) You gotta have training camp.. then theres preseason… Then final roster cuts (thats such a stressful time).. free agency.. see this is a sport and a season all in one… 

      What comes along with this season/sport you ask????? HARD DICK AND BUBBLE GUM.. you're cuffing for a season and not a reason, so don't feel special cus he picked you mamacita. Life will go back to normal just around spring break. He'll stop answering your texts, and thats when you'll realize you were not his life partner, but his cuffing season homie. Talk about wolves HUH? BUT atleast.... Valentine's Day is during cuffing season *inserts creep emoji eyes* .... Now, correct me if im not wrong.... It's February. So... Ladies and gents, at the end of this month, you will most likely figure out what your position is in your "partners" life.... Once everyone starts taking them spring break trips is when your "little relationship" ( YES I CALLED IT LITTLE) is officially over. I mean, shit, football is over.. No nigga will be sitting in the house all day Sunday anymore so he doesn't need you to cook for him, and suck him dry when he team loses. YOU ARE DISMISSED lmfaooooo.. 

      Sad, but that's the truth. So everyone cherish these moments Cus February is a short month my nigga. YOU FINNA BE LONELY ALL OVER AGAIN. But, the plus side is... Weather gets warmer... And your thotty habits seem to pop up OUTTA nowhere.. So it's clearly a win win for both parties. 

which side is the best side?

     If you follow me on any social network or even just keep up with my blogs, you know i play entirely too much. I say and post shit that your normal human wouldn't, I'm clearly not normal though. My sense of humor is sick. I laugh at just about anything and everything, usually at the wrong times also. Im very realistic though. Id like to call myself a realist. I don't run from the truth, like most people do. Im very aware of "THE REAL" and with that, life can be easy at times, but also hard cus I see everything for what it is.

      Now to start this post, lets talk about OUR favorite topic EVER… SIDE CHICKS…whether you love them, hate them, are one, was one, want to be one, wanna murder one,  whatever.. side chicks are here, and they're here to stay. so with that, we need to try to get to the bottom of it. understand their role. why they're ok with living how they live. WHY they think its ok to sleep with another woman's man, and all that good stuff…..NOW, I'm not gonna use my own stories (cus I'm not a side bitch, or maybe i am.. but either way, this post won't be all about me and my experience) I feel like I've SEEN enough, heard enough and know enough that i can speak about this subject and hit the nail on the head. so to begin, what is a side chick? When and how do you get that title? is it given to you, or do you basically just earn it? LIKE the fuck? obviously you need to be dealing with a taken man. are you still considered the side chick if his girlfriend knows about you? or are you just the messy bitch tryna take her man? OR is that the same thing? probably is the same thing. Do side bitches even wanna be the main chick? Is that her goal in the situation?????? I can't speak for everyone but how i see it…. NO, she's doing it because obviously there are feelings there.. any smart woman would see a situation like that, and realize that being a side bitch  and never getting that "promotion' is GOOD. why put yourself in that exact position to be played like the girlfriend is now?? Bruh, if you a side bitch and you're waiting for his main to slip up so you can get that title, YOU NEED JESUS. Cus the same way you get him, will be the same way you lose his ass.. AND QUOTE ME ON THAT MY NIGGA. I'm not saying I'm with or against them, i want everyone to be happy. shit if it was up to me, having multiple girlfriends would be IN… like, no need to hide any of them, lets just be a happy fucking family. i clearly wanna be Lou Williams 3rd bitch so bad……. nah, i could be saying that cus I'm single and not in love, but at this moment thats realistic to me… SMFH who have i become…

      But yeah, back to the matter at hand.. why do bitches enjoy playing the side role??? Is it the excitement? Like, is he breaking bread? IS THE DICK TOO BOMB that you can't find your own? Did you wake up one morning and say "my goal for today is to become someones side bitch"??? do you secretly just hate his bitch and wanna do everything in your power to make sure they're never completely happy? Im sure every situation is different, but a side bitch get that title when she plays that role. You're with him, when she's not around. The only bitch above you, is her. Its like he's your boyfriend, but he just got a girlfriend… makes sense? Cus as a side bitch, most likely your nigga wants you to remain loyal to him *blank stare* YES, the taken man….. wants you….. to stay faithful….. even though…. he has a WHOLE GIRLFRIEND…. idk niggas are different. You answer when he calls, WHY? cus you're his bitch and you shouldn't be dodging his call anyway. When he says "meet me here" you jump, why? cus this might be the only time he's able to sneak away from his girlfriend. Holidays are meant to be spent with your family baby girl, cus he's gonna probably be at his girlfriends house with her family calling her mother "ma" n shit.. SAD TRUTH. like…. you need to be aware of all this shit before you set yourself up. i salute you side hoes, cus you gotta have a lot of fucking strength to deal with that. i honestly believe you can't help who you care for, so falling in love with a taken man is for the birds. cus you gotta sit back and watch him be in love with someone else while you just sit there and act like everything is ok.

      oh and i only called y'all hoes cus i don't know your name, don't take offense to it. i mean well, y'all know that. idk, side chicks make the world go round though. LIKE ladies, you might wanna call your niggas side bitch and thank her.. cus theres a good chance she's the only reason he goes home happy and eats your box. it wasn't cus he missed you, it was cus he had a great day with his side bitch and she made him THAT HAPPY, that he decided to eat your pussy. lmfao…. she keeps shit new and fresh so even if y'all relationship is old and dry, the newness can still be there.. if that makes sense.. well it makes sense to me so fuck y'all. Just remember when you're nagging your nigga over some petty shit like him liking bitches pics on IG, his side piece is sending freshly waxed box pictures straight to his iPhone.. BUT YOU WANNA COMPLAIN ABOUT INSTAGRAM, tuhhhhh. so no matter how much you hate them, they UP right now. of course there are down sides to both "the main chick" and "the side chick" role.. you just gotta see what your heart can handle and go after it… NOW don't shoot me if you try it out and shit doesnt work. You get caught up and his main knocks you the fuck out (and if you wanna be a side bitch please make sure you can fight my nigga.. cus there aint shit worse than being on the side and getting your ass beat… LIKE, not only cant you have a man that belongs to you, you can't even protect your got damn self) ..

      AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, as the side bitch. YOU NEVER….. NEVER…. NEVER….. NEVER SNITCH ON YOUR NIGGA… you signed up for this, so there aint no reason for you to get in your feelings and start telling his bitch everything, grow up… like, even if she comes to you with nothing but FACTS, you put sunglasses on and act like you are legally blind BARELYYYYYYY… main bitches be so smart, tryna befriend you muthafuckas to get the info.. when REALLLY, she only doing that to get the information jus to cry and stay.. and probably swing on you (cus lord knows I'm known for swinging).. IMAGINE, you're thinking you got yourself a new friend, and she just knocks you out for fucking her man on multiple occasions.. then she goes home to HIM, you're gonna be sick bruh.. and then you just gonna be known as the snitch that can't keep her mouth shut and can't play the side well.. LIKE you had one job my nigga ONE JOB, don't fuck that up...

      all in all, whatever you decide to do in a relationship just make sure you're happy. no ones relationship is perfect and I'm deff not saying everyone has or needs a side chick, but the real is… they're here, and I'm pretty sure we can't exile them to fucking Guantanamo Bay so get used to them.. shit can't beat them, join them…. OR IGNORE THEM, yeah.. idk I'm bad at giving good advice so don't listen to me… I'm like the devil on the right side of your shoulder…. LIKE, its bad but its fun… OR I WAS TOLD… BY A FRIEND…… YEAH…. idk, imma end this here before i get myself in trouble.. GOODNIGHT FUCKERS