Ok so IM BACK !!! Back with some fuckery to share with the world, I know how much yall love my crazy and wild but always entertaining stories…. This one will deff be up there. My life could be a movie honestly. The shit Ive done, and the things I see is something that not a lot of people get to experience in their whole lives, and im only getting started… Judge away if you want, or you could just shut the fuck up and enjoy it............So lets begin the story…
So it was just a regular day, I was working overnight in VA at the time, so my life was BORING… I was working 12am-8am with the wackest days off…. So any chance I had to go out and have some fun, I took it. An old friend of mine just recently moved to the DMV, and had been wanting to link up and go for drinks. With our schedules always clashing we never made it happen, but this day we were both free. So we made plans to go to get some food, drinks then possibly hit DC to a nightclub.. Let me make this VERY CLEAR right now, me and him were NOTHING more than friends, and later in the post you'll see this. Hes a handsome man, but NOT my type. But he was cool as shit, and knows how to turn up so of course you know we clicked great. He even said a few times that I was a “dyke” because I wasn’t attracted to him, LMFAO that always made me laugh... I like what I like, nothing really can change that. But that was my homie so we made the plans and it was a go…
He lives a little ways away from Maryland, probably an hour
an some change so he had a driver bring him out towards this way, we decided
that we were going to hit the infamous strip club stadium. It was no later than
6pm when we headed there. The plan was to go there, cause a little scene, leave
go to eat then hit the mean streets of DC, lol if only the night went that way.
So we get to stadium and its EMPTY like the only people there were the
strippers. I really didn’t care tho, I had on leggings and Jordan's, I didn’t
want anyone to see me anyway lol…. So he gets $2,000 in ones, and later I find
out he got another $2,000 in bigger bills and kept that in his pocket just
in case he felt like being a nigga, smfh fuckin black people.... First thing
he does is order 4 shots of patron, NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING????? (oh and just
to let yall know we drank some goose before we even walked in this bitch, I
wasn’t NICE but I had some alcohol in my system) So were in there and my first
thought is “im way too sober to drink patron” so I ordered my typical henny
chilled and stood there with the “cmon son” face when he handed me the patron..
I ended up handing them over to the skrippers, might as well get these ladies
wasted…
He’s handing me a bunch of ones, while downing shots of
patrons with the skrippers that were just around us… im just tryna see some ass
while I keep throwing back shots of hennessy.. These chicks loved me, well they
didn’t love me they loved the fact that it was a slow day and im there just
throwing all this damn money, I felt like a boss….. LMFAO… its NO later than
830 and we ordered well over 20 shots of henny and patron….. We got that
strip club fucked up… and still the shit was semi empty.. we were the only
people upstairs (anyone that’s been in stadium knows theres the main floor and
the “vip” which is just up a couple of stairs)…I done threw about $1,700 on
like 3 skrippers, and now im here with jus a handful of ones…DOG IT WASN’T
EVEN TIME TO LEAVE AND GO TO THE CLUB, IT WAS STILLL SOO FUCKING EARLY… I see
that my homie is FUCKED UP, like wasted beyond belief.. like low-key it looked
like he was tryna save some of these strippers from themselves on his light
skin drake shit.. BUT HEY I ONT JUDGE, I just wanted to be drunk, but my mommy
instincts set in and I ordered some wings and fries to try to sober him up… I
mean he is a grown ass man, like 6’5 a solid 250 lbs BUT I could see it in his
eyes that he was gone, and drunk him has arrived.. Im used to being able to see
the drunkness in you humans eyes, I mean come on my girl is clap and anyone
that knows her knows that she is the QUEEN of the drunk eyes.
So im like 7 or 8 maybe even 9 shots in, deff feeling it,
but the money I threw had came and go and now we were just there… he hands me
money from out his pocket and says “here, throw this” NAH NIGGA, we done did
enough for today… save your gotdamn money, I made him put that shit back in his
pocket… so now hes leaning and closing his eyes, So im like ITS TIME TO
GOOOOOOOOO…. But he didn’t want the night to end. It was still too early to hit
a club in dc, so someone suggest going to Fuegos which is just another strippy
around the way. He was too drunk tho, I wasn’t gonna be THAT GIRL that let
someone OD just because he was drunk, I also wasn’t gonna be THAT GIRL to cock
block.
So we head out, but before then the owner of stadium wanted
to meet homeboy. So they spoke for some time, remind you HE WAS IN LOVE WITH
THE GIRL AT THE FRONT DOOR, so this nigga asked the owner if she could leave
with him.. and this he said YES. So shorty grabbed her shit and headed out
the door with us. His driver sees how drunk he is, grabs me and says “I think I
should take him home, what do you think” I agreed, there was NO need to go out and turn up
anymore when niggas was already OD wasted. Before I headed out though, I see
that homeboy and the girl from the front desk are arguing (I wasn’t tryna be
nosey, but I just over heard some shit. I lowkey felt like she didn’t even like
him for real just liked the fact that he had money but again I always keep my
mouth shut) so shes throwing around MY NAME, saying I was his girl.. BITCH
WHAT? So I slide my way over there, and LET IT BE KNOWN I AM NOT HIS BITCH…….
chick I told you what it was before the fact THE WHOLE NIGHT YOU WAS ON HIS
DICK, and now you don’t wanna leave with him? Don’t put my name in it, just be
real, you just don’t like his ass…..
Now hes mad cus the bitch that he was spending money on and kept stuffing MADDD ONES in her shirt, doesn’t want to leave with him? DAMN light skin girls aint shit, I would of expected that from a stripper but she was just the front desk girl, LMFAO hey I aint mad at you boo…. But now that leaves him heading back home alone… welp, I couldn’t help him I was bringing my black ass back to Maryland to have the best drunk sleep by my gotdamn self…. BUT NO, niggas always gonna ruin a good night…. He grabs me and says “youre coming home with me”………… NIGGA WHAT ????? so I look him in the eyes and say “youre drunk, no im not.. im going home..” …. He then grabs me again, and says “Im gonna give you a thousand dollars to come home with me”…………… HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, did you just offer me $1,000?????????? GETTHEFUCKOUTTAHEREWITHTHATBULLSHITDOG do I look like a tazangel?? You want me to be an escort sooo bad....Do I look like I sell my pussy? Don’t answer that lmfao. Nah but seriously tho, that made me feel a type of way…. I knew the nigga was drunk but that doesn’t make it ok to disrespect me, and that was blatant disrespect…. So I said again “im going home”…… idk maybe the Patron made him forget what type of female he was out with.. like why wouldn’t he offer them stripper bitches that money, maybe they woulda went for it lol, but cmon son…Before I leave he says “I will take you to newyork, you can buy whatever you want PLUS the thousand dollars” I look him in the eyes and tell him to please make it home safe…. He then said “don’t ever speak to me again if you don’t come home with me”……. So I didn’t. I texted him to make sure he got home safely, and that was it. He contacted me months later, and laughed about the situation, I didn’t really laugh. I still see him as a cool ass nigga but I guess having money makes certain people think that others dont have morals n shit… and that’s just another semi crazy story about the life of spanky….
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