7/15/2013

Who is that "SPANKmeLATERR" b**ch


      Let me start off by saying, this post isnt even funny, NOT AT ALL.. just me talkin basically. I just want to speak on some real shit real quick, I'll be back with some funny stories soon, i promise. Now let me start..................So if you don't know me, I am @spankmelaterr.. On twitter, on instagram (even though some fucktards got my old shit deleted and my new one is @spankmelaterr_), on youtube, on tumblr, on vine.... Just about everywhere if you see SPANKMELATERR with 2 R's, that's me.. Im no one special. Just a regular 22 year old light skinned girl with ok good looks under a filter. Got a decent body that I know how to angle well while taking pictures. I don't rap, I sure as hell cant sing. I refuse to strip cus the last thing I want is for my future daughter to find out her mommy was shaking ass for dollar bills. I don't "ass" model for the same reason, even though I aint shit right now... I plan to be shit one day. Im normal, like any other person.... I tweet, I instagram dope and funny pics. Oh and not to mention I have an iight following. A few thousand people enjoy seeing my pictures and reading the fuckery that leaves my mind onto the keyboard then onto my twitter timeline

      But the question still is, who is spankmelaterr? Now unless you know me, you'll never understand ME, and even then no one really knows me......but I can help you somewhat understand who spankmelaterr is. I think I was cursed from since before middle school, I was always a tomboy, always got along better with niggas. Always was the one tryna play basketball and football with the niggas because sitting around gossiping didn't seem like "fun" to me. But eventually I grew up and realized that unless im gonna fuck females and dress like a dude, I have to hang out with bitches. Which im ok with that, but for some reason I still click better with men than females. NOT my fault tho. Females see that as a threat I guess. The fact that I can wear jordans during the day, then change into a dress and 6 inch heels at night all while never changing how I act probably makes them nervous, i guess.

      I mean well though.. Seriously i do.. All you may see on my timeline is nothing but twerking and hennessy but behind all the fuckery, Spanky has a big heart.... I give clothes away to little girls that I know that arent probably able to dress like the other kids in school, due to their parents financial situation. My biggest weakness is kids that cant "be like everyone else" and they have an issue with it. Every since I was younger I was always a "leader" and never really followed trends, but there were alot of things that I wanted growing up ... All the rich white kids had it, but i couldnt afford it, so to be able to help young girls now just makes me feel good.. Im the first to help a drunk female, because I wouldn't want that to be me. NOT everyone is willing to help a stranger, but i really do believe in good karma, plus like i said, i have big heart..Im going to tell you how dope your dress looks on you, if youre rocking that shit. I'll stop and talk to just about anyone, old, young, white, black, orange. Im just fun, and I like to have fun everywhere I go. Im legit a free spirit, some even say a cool ass nigga in a vixens body.. I entertain little kids in the store because even though I don't want kids now, I love kids......... I say it all the time, its my favorite saying "I aint shit" but seriously, I am shit. Im young and living my life and I know everyone wont like me for their own personal reasons, but I make sure not give anyone a reason to hate me. Im the furthest thing from bougie, just a free spirit that just wants to live life before this sucka ass world blows up or I die from liver failure, which ever comes first. Im hardly ever serious, I just think life is meant to be lived like its your last day, everyday.

    
      Within the past 3 weeks, 3 separate dudes have asked me "why don't females like you spank".. "why are females always asking about who spankmelaterr is".. Now the typical answer would be "theyre just hating" BUT realistically that's a corny ass fucking answer. Females (and also the petty men, cant forget about them. The niggas that have dicks but act like pussy) follow my every move. Check on me on social network, ask around about me, check on me while im in the club minding my gotdamn business. They are just focused on who I am, who Im around, how I live this little life I live. Now I don't know if that's why im so popping or not, but why ask about who I am, if you see my every move? Why worry about someone that you really dont care to get to know, because you already dont like them for whatever reason? IDK you humans are weird..

      A lot of people, especially on twitter feel as if they know me. And I think its trill as shit honestly that people actually fuck with me the way they do. I don't have go the extra mile to get attention, Im literally just being me and getting noticed for it. I know im not a vixen and eventually twitter will run its coarse and it'll be played out, but before then I want people to either love me or ignore me. Block me. mute spanky, spank, spankmelaterr, I KNOW ALOT OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE DONE THAT lmfao.. If you dont love me, then leave me alone.... Seriously tho... I can only imagine how many people that hate me are reading this, LMFAO hi guys.. Just love me, im great I PROMISE...

      So with that being said, you still dont know who i am. Just look at it like this, im the random yellow girl thatll twerk in traffic.. I ask for netflix passwords because people make me giggle. I dont hate on females because hating is for the weak..I talk to everyone when i see them, all you gotta do is look friendly and imma start a conversation with you because thats just me...,I dont think im any better than anyone cus we all suck as a team.. Spankmelaterr is just me, my online personality that just so happens to act real fricking similar to the girl behind the computer and phone screen. IM JUST REGULAR... reg-u-lar.. And Im ok with that..

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