SOOOOOOO, I'm here to write a nice little list for you humans, gonna hip yall to "NEW NIGGAS" just incase you've been living under a rock for a couple years..... Im here, in bed.. Writing this for your fucking entertainment, so just try to enjoy it, for me. But with all jokes aside, read this shit, ACTUALLY READ IT.. And if it makes you feel a certain way, then MAYBE just maybe it applies TO YOU. Its ok, no one is perfect. Just try your hardest not to be a fuck boy, most commonly known as a "new nigga"... No female wants to bring a "new nigga" home to meet their dads, dads can always tell when his little whore of a daughter is dating a faggot that obviously wasn't raised right.
- Now, where shall I begin.... Females are KNOWN to gossip... Its in our genes, idk it makes us feel good. We could be on our death bed, but a little bit of shit talking and spreading rumors about another bitch will make her feel so wonderful that she'll even forget the fact that her ass is about to die. WE KNOW THIS, WE AS A NATION ACCEPT THIS... Now, men gossiping doesn't sit too well with me. First thing I think of when I think of a man gossiping is a FAGGOT. And by faggot I mean, a homosexual man that enjoys a penis in his bum (I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GAYS for the record. But gay men are basically females so its ok for them to do "female like" things) so unless you have sugar in your tank WHY are you sitting around talking, GOSSIPING about another man or even worse A FEMALE. WHO RAISED YOU HEATHENS.. As a man, you're suppose to be A MAN. Manly, a provider, the bread winner. HOW THE HELL is anyone gonna take you serious if they hear "ayo son, you heard about *bleep* she was out with *so and so* but last time I checked she was fucking *blank*" come out your gotdamn mouth? IDK maybe I'm just different. BUT men, or better yet, men that want to deal with a female with any type of sense, please stop this fuck boy act.. IM BEGGING YOU, PLEASEEEE
- SEXXXX, sexxx is next :) we all love sex.. High sex, drunk sex, forced sex, foreplay, sex on the bed, sex in the shower, sex in the car, SEX period (not literally, well.. sometimes, hey EYE dont judge).. Now, we're all grown. We all enjoy sex. Sex is fun, SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LYING ABOUT THE PUSSY YOU GET? I'll wait......There's enough vaginas in the world for you NOT to have to lie about who you put your dick in. Its 2013 and I am an old woman (22 at that) and I've heard about ME having sex with dudes that I wouldn't even let palm my ass. Where does it come from? Who is the source? SOMETIMES its just a random bored person making up stories, BUT.. BUT other times, its niggas saying "i hit that" when really, he knows deep down inside his tainted little soul that he aint even sniffed the pussy. The sad, the real, THE TRUTH smfh. Yall are different, like for real just straight up different. Lying on your dick is like putting your hand on the bible while in court and lyi.. NVM yo that was a horrible comparison, act like i never said that dumb shit
- Well I just embarrassed myself with that stupid ass last line, so let me save myself with the next issue.. Homie hoppers.. And NO when I say that I dont mean a nigga that smashes one girl, then smashes her fran. Yes, we know thats fucked up and all but all types of niggas do that... New niggas, old niggas, black niggas, orange niggas, good and bad niggas.... What I'm talking about is the type of new nigga that'll be in the club and or a bar anything close to those environments.. He'll see a group of females and he approaches ONE. He goes in for the kill, and she turns his ass down for whatever reason.. Whether they sat around and chatted for sometime or she quickly shut his ass down, either way THAT WAS YOUR GIRL, SHE SAID "nah".. now its your time to walk away from this particular group of frans and go figure out what life is about. BUT NO, new niggas will most likely, go from that fran, to another...."well what about you?"....while walking towards the next attractive one (in his eyes)..... UMM NO NIGGA. Right there you just said without saying "well the first chick was bad, she turned me down. Let me go for the next best thing" that dead ass hurts a females ego worse than a nigga calling her ugly. HOW THE FUCK DONT YOU NIGGAS SEE THIS.. Now, there are some desperate basic bitches that'll fall for the bait, but lets be honest, we don't care much about those type of woman, or maybe you do? thats something you gotta deal with when you rest your head at night...
- Last but not least (there are soooooo many other fucked up things you new niggas do, but EYE dont feel like boring the world with a long ass list so i'll end it with this one) As humans, we ALL have feelings. We all feel sad when something sad happens... Happy when something that makes you happy happens, and ANGER. fucking anger. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT ANGER FEELS LIKE. Lets talk about the hurt men in the world..... Not every female you go up to is gonna find you attractive, we learned that with the last paragraph. Some of you niggas do NOT take rejection well. Thats ok, go home and punch a wall or something... DONT CALL a female a wack bitch 2.8 seconds after she just turned your ass down. WHAT TYPE OF HOUSE TRAINING IS THAT???? I have a serious question though, did you get hugged enough as a child? Like did you witness something as a kid that you haven't got over? Lets talk about it, because that hurt is REAL. You went from the sweetest man, telling her how pretty she is.. How good she smells, how her walk is so heavenly.. TO THE GOT DAMN HULK tryna flip over cars n shit. SHES JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU BRO, and you stating that her pussy is probably trash isnt gonna make her change mind on you...
Now that ive stated those few but very important issues with new niggas i hope I can help the ones that need it. First step of recovery is admitting you have a problem, and if you read anything off that small list and your stomach turned or felt like it was in knots then you are a NEW NIGGA. But dont worry, you can still get help before its too late...Dont let your pride or your ego continue to hold you down as a weak man that will never prosper in life, DO BETTER BOO... Who the hell do I think I am? LMFAO, I gotta chill. Just hope you people read this, enjoyed it and now understand what a New nigga is....
